we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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