Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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