Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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