so let's talk penis.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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