Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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