This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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