butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You left your underwear on the fireplace
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You ruined the universe
Randomize
