just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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