But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
