Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Pooping to opera.
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