He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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