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Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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