So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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