I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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