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Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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