Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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