I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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