I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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