Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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