ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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