There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
