Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
