Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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