No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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