Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
