just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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