I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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