I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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