Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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