I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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