why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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