I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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