if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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