Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Maybe he injected his testicle?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You can make out without kissing
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