party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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