anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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