kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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