I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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