My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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