I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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