Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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