Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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