oh god the rape fog is back!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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