i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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