it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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