love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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