Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I think I sprained my soul last night
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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