My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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