i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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