I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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