i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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